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2004. Digital photographs arranged on particle board. 38" x 24" Not for sale. But you can always commission a similar piece.

I did this piece on September 18, 2004, at Fountain Square's 'Masterpiece in a Day' competition/exhibition. Truth be known, I didn't exhibit for very long. I finished early, so I left it standing around for awhile, and it even got a few compliments. That was sweet of them, but it gave me false hope. Even my mom told me this "wasn't (my) best work." I mean, damn. Oh, well. It only cost about $50 in materials I won't be able to re-use, and they'll only take about 70 years to decompose enough to deposit outside without it being littering... oh, wait. Those things suck. It's times like this when I feel like hiring an assistant/crap reviewer, to make sure I'm actually on to something other than my ass. I hope somebody enjoys this piece... hell, if you've read this far, maybe you do.